Purple Elephant

LYRICS:

I was born in a rainbow vortex

But I fell through the bottom

Landed in the circus

Tried to make friends but I couldn’t

Cause I’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

I’m purple but I’m feeling blue

And there’s nothing else that I can do

The kids come close but the parents stay away

They think I’m sick

I’ll try again tomorrow

I’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

A kid left my balloon in my cage

i’ll keep it in my old age

a friendly reminder

that i’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

I’m a purple elephant

nothing wrong with being different

“It’s hard to be a teenager in high school when you’re a dinosaur” -Robin Rittgers 

LYRICS:

it’s hard to be a teenager in highschool

when you’re a dinosaur

you’re scolded for being late and they don’t understand

you’re just trying to get to class without trampling anyone

and you know it’s true

they still wonder why they let you into the school

i wonder why everybody’s

feeling that they gotta make fun of me

it’s hard to be a teenager

when you’re a dinosaur

it’s hard to be a teenager in highschool

when you’re a dinosaur

i’m segregated and lucky i’m not in a cage

but i’m still in the veterans day parade

i’m a big son of a bitch 

everyone thinks i’m a parade float

i just don’t understand it

it’s gotta keep moving on and on

i may be prehistoric

but they still got me in the logs

it’s hard to be a teenager in highschool

it’s hard to be a teenager in highschool

it’s hard to be a teenager in highschool

when you’re a dinosaur

i’m a dinosaur

Makin’ Out!

LYRICS:

go to the park and make out

watch a scary movie and make out

go to the moon and make out

all night long!!!

that’s what you get for tyler

that’s what you do for valentines day

that’s what you do when you got nothin to lose!!!

Distance Is Depression

LYRICS:

we are so naive

when we think that friendships last forever

i’m not sure anymore

we’ll stay in touch long distance

but it’s never the same

when we leave home

distance is depression

broken friendships leave me broken hearted

let’s keep it alive

we’ll go off to college

it’s the moment of our lives

we get our jobs and never see eachother again

it’s never the same

when we leave home

when we leave home

My Own Valentine

LYRICS: 

i noticed you

when i was hanging out in school

you got a red card in the shape of a heart

i’ve seen romance but i’ve never practiced the art

leave home, get a card, get a candy box and a brand new car

break open the piggy bank

prove that love costs lots of money

cause i’m my own valentine

i got nobody else and i wanna be mine

got a chocolate rabbit and it’s 6 foot 10

got a bushell of flowers and a thick black pen

it said send me another

it may be self indulgence

but who wrote the guidelines

and who are all the people ranting on about it

havent checked the mail today

i’m feeling chipper and i know what’s coming my way

cause i’m my own valentine

i got nobody else and i wanna be mine

got a chocolate rabbit and it’s 6 foot 10

got a bushell of flowers and a thick black pen

got a chocolate rabbit and it’s 6 foot 10

Soda Boy

LYRICS: 

an average bowling night

cracking jokes with my so called friends

the room is hot and i got two dollar bills

flatten the folds and feed it in

vending machines…warn you not to open your drink right away

gonna drink a mountain dew

spill some soda on the floor

they call me

soda boy

soda boy

soda boy

it seems so silly

why didn’t i remember the foam inside

it rose up and spilled over the edge

had to get a towel, it’s all my fault

it’s just a joke, but it hurts like a knife

stupid mistakes will haunt me for the rest of my life

they call me

soda boy

soda boy

soda boy

Grant Messes Up Big Time

Grant Marsden was walking through the city

he bought a book at the local library

he brought it home and hid under his covers

opened it and took a look inside

hell burst through into the room

and death and flames and satan too

the book inscribed with seven pentagrams

his parents came a knockin’ on his door

he tried to be sincere but it didn’t show

satan had already jumped out of the window

his parents told him that he was grounded

he cried all night and then he went to sleep

Bigfoot vs the Lochness Monster

LYRICS

stompin over to scotland

bigfeet and a fist curled hand

he’s feeling tempermental for once 

and he’s ready to fight

great black clouds over a lake bed

white water splashes up from a giant head

lochness wakes up and makes a stand

bigfoot isn’t convinced

he won’t take crap from a giant neck fish

he’s got a feeling for love

and a heart the size of the moon

he’s got a settle to score with a pompous legend

someone’s gotta go and it won’t be a heavenly sight

the neck snapped back with a terrible crack

lochness fell back from the attack

bigfeet keep dancing and fighting all the problems away

bigfeet keep moving and fighting all the problems away